Ich bin Hansel

I'd love to write this on here but it's too graphically violent
so I won't and nothing shall convince me to do so

What if I post my Space Cruise episodes on here when I finish them? Then will you post Ich Bein Hansel?

Those have graphic sex which is generally considered to be much worse than graphic violence here in America.

I want to read the Sven episode.

Nummer eins: ToT

In a village far to the eastern reaches of Europe lies Hansel and his family. The evening is slowly approaching and Hansel's Father Fritz is busy finishing up his last minute chore of firewood gathering. As he heads in he closes the door. He piles the firewood within the fireplace and pulls out flint to start a fire. His wife Gertrude is busy tending to her youngest child 3 month boring Elsa. Hansel is sitting in a chair in the corner as the flame sparks to life setting the wood ablaze. Hansel's facial expression is full of laughter as he and his family enjoy their dinner. Outside in the wilderness coyotes can be heard howling. Fritz gets up from the table and picks up his rifle.
FRITZ: I shall return.

Amazing.

yes someone's head gets blown off in this story and the month boring child gets taken you understand now why I didn't want this on here.

Who the fuck is gonna view this forum besides me.

Post it.

If you want to read it so badly you type it
I don't want to